So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
"hey steve, did you see the funny thing? steve? steve?"
#just gimme a fic where bucky convinces lesbian couples from his favorite gay bar to go on double dates with him and steve so he can pretend he’s on a date with steve #bc bucky barnes is a grade A dork and he would totally do this
"You got your balls on?"
"Screwed on tight."
"Any sonofabitch messes with you…"
"You got my back."